You want the D.

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

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aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

(via e-xspes)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

image

this is quality humor right here

(via hotguysandpizza)

ohbirrd:

*he or she

(via cosmic-cunnilingus)

One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
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? Douglas Coupland (via robbinthahood)

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When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
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? Unknown  (via ampliflyahhhh)

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notahoe:

I was getting so horny and then I remembered that tomorrow it’s Monday and now i’m not so horny anymore 

(via thetowndrugdealer)

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Lil shit #2

Lil shit #2

Lil shit #1

Lil shit #1

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

(via love-peace-cannabis)

julietspencers:

  • fetuses do not think
  • they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
  • they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
  • they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
  • they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

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